- “The heart is a relatively simple thing.”
- “I’ve not found it to be so.”
(Source: waiting-for-the-tardis)
my sister told me about this erotic romance novel she thought up where theres this cowboy and he has a maid who he wants to bang and so he gets her naked on his bed and shes on all fours and he gets a saddle and hes like “can i ride u” and she whispers “neigh”
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn ugh
(Source: profoak)
when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
that photo is fucking terrifying
That photo was on my cereal this morning?
You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
(Source: simsgonewrong)
